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The Local Citrus Scandal

I have a vice. Well, I have several but we’re going to focus on one today. I love soda. And right now in Utah there’s a fancy soda craze sweeping the region. These little soda shops are cropping up like black mold in a Louisiana swamp and the idea is that you take perfectly good […]

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The Little Curiosities

It took me 38 years to recognize all the little things that I realize. Put another way, it wasn’t until very recently that I realized how differently I see the world than almost everyone else. Like the time I could see the slow-motion internal dilemma of a fellow middle-aged man reaching for a copy of […]

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Have you ever been roasted by a 7-year-old​?

We all know what a Roast is, right? They started back in the mid-century 1900s with Dean Martin, I believe, and the idea is that someone brings together a group of people they really like and trust and the collective then proceeds to take personal shots until the guest of honor is either crying because […]

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Welcome to Mooseport

We were already married when I found out you had been paying 10 cents for every single text that we sent back and forth the entire time we were dating. I started to do the mental math and my brain overheated because I knew how many late nights we spent furiously finger-typing until 2 am. […]

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Glue

Brady would be mortified if he knew I were writing this so if you see him in the street, please keep this particular post on the down-low. He deserves all the attention that we could possibly ever give him, but the last thing he wants is the praise and limelight. I’m hoping he’ll appreciate this […]

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Death by 1,000 Little TV Subscriptions

With the internet we would finally get rid of the monopolistic stronghold from our Cable and Satellite providers! We were going to be Julie Andrews in a Swiss meadow of endless DRM-free on-demand content, and our only cost would be the pipe that would bring it directly into our living room set top box. It […]

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The Problem With Trying to Eat an Elephant

I don’t want to oversell it but it’s the first thing I’ve picked up from a book that I’m still thinking about almost hourly even 3 months after completing the book. The secret I learned is being reflected in my everyday outcomes to the point where my marriage is improved, my employer is complimenting me […]

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Working with the Gravity Forms Hubspot Add-on

Note: I know this post will only be for a select few of the people who read this blog. If this title means nothing to you, I won’t be offended if you move right along. I’m trying to share more useful knowledge these days so we’ll probably continue to have a mix of fun writing […]