Category Archive For "Life"
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On Slowing Down
A large platter will hold a surprising amount of vomit. Like, at first you’d think it’s going to automatically spill over the edges, but when you start to factor in the viscosity of the regurgitate, the rotundity of the dish, and the overall surface area, you’d really be surprised at how much puke will fit …
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77,777 Tweets
I looked at my Twitter dashboard the other day, something I don’t do often, and I’ve tweeted over 77,700 times since I created my account in November 2009. I think that puts me firmly in the camp of addict Twitter power user. My curiosity got the better of me and I started trying to figure …
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There’s something about this video…
I’ve probably watched this video twice every month since it originally aired four years ago.
After this many replays I’m still not entirely sure what it is that makes this video stand out among all the others.
I’ve seen stronger vocalists.
I’ve heard better pitch.
I’ve witnessed perfect technical execution from other contestants.
But none of them have been this… pure? Enjoy.
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Live Stream Truckin’
I had a genuinely bizarre call today. Or maybe it was incredible. I’m still not sure. A guy named Steve called and asked me if I was the owner of Southern Web, where I work. As soon as I told him I wasn’t the owner he said “well I guess that’s ok” and began to …
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The Fist Bump 👊
I was walking down the street near my home on an evening stroll, when a chiseled specimen came toward me from the opposite direction. He was out on an evening run and was making some really incredible time. I was out walking, trying to get a bit of exercise, and I think he could tell. …
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My 10-Year-Old Turned Down an iPhone
Yes, we tried to buy my ten-year-old an iPhone. Usher in the internet army of professional parents ready to immediately pass judgement about such a decision. “A TEN YEAR OLD? WITH AN IPHONE?! YOU MAY AS WELL SIGN HIM UP FOR REHAB NOW!” “MY KID CAN HAVE AN IPHONE WHEN SHE HAS A JOB AND …
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101 Relationship Ideas For Your Next Improv Class
As some of you know I started taking Improv classes a few weeks back. I’m still finding my place and it’s a genuinely good time that stretches my brain in lots of interesting ways that are very good for me. It’s also nice to get out of the house and interact with real people in …
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Friendshipping Steroids
It’s weird to have a spectrum disorder be the glue that binds us together with strangers. So much of the time we rely on hobbies, or sports teams, or favorite Netflix Originals to bridge the gap between small talk and budding friendships. But we almost never think about the possibility that pain, or hardship, or …
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