The Fist Bump 👊

→ I was walking down the street near my home on an evening stroll, when a chiseled specimen came toward me from the opposite direction. He was out on June 28, 2019

My 10-Year-Old Turned Down an iPhone

→ Yes, we tried to buy my ten-year-old an iPhone. Usher in the internet army of professional parents ready to immediately pass judgement about such a May 29, 2019

101 Relationship Ideas For Your Next Improv Class

→ As some of you know I started taking Improv classes a few weeks back. I’m still finding my place and it’s a genuinely good time that stretches my May 22, 2019

Friendshipping Steroids

→ It’s weird to have a spectrum disorder be the glue that binds us together with strangers. So much of the time we rely on hobbies, or sports teams, May 15, 2019

That Time I Got Banned From 7-Eleven

→ As far as I know I’m the only person on the planet to ever be banned from a 7-Eleven. Granted, it was only from one location and not the entire May 14, 2019

Mother's Day at Walmart

→ I don’t know if you’ve ever been to a Walmart SuperCenter between the hours of 2 and 5am but I’d never recommend it. It’s like FEMA has come though May 12, 2019

The 16 Step Process for Updating a WordPress Theme

→ I get twitter DMs pretty regularly with people asking for help with various things on their WordPress sites. They range from “will you rebuild my May 9, 2019

Sweet Baby James

→ It was a Monday like any other except for this time without caffeine. We only had one Diet Pepsi left in the fridge and when I slogged down the May 7, 2019

A Sad Night at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru

→ As many of you know, one of the goals I have in 2019 is to perform comedy at an open mic night. To that end I’ve started writing more comedy, a April 26, 2019

For Jackie: 14 Years

→ I still remember the day you broke down in a mess of tears because your flat iron wasn’t working. After a short nine months of marriage I remember April 15, 2019